You know the drill. Every website has a stack of legal pages that nobody reads until something goes wrong, and then suddenly everyone’s a lawyer. Here’s mine, neatly organized for your scrolling-past convenience.
Privacy Policy
The one where I explain that I’m not harvesting your data to train a sentient toaster. Spoiler: I collect roughly as much personal information as a park bench.
Terms of Service
The social contract. You don’t spam my comments, I don’t sue you. We’ve been doing this dance since the web was young and table layouts were cutting edge.
Data Deletion
The “forget me” page. If you want your comments gone, I’ll make them disappear faster than my motivation to read other people’s Terms of Service.
If you actually read all three, congratulations — you’re either a lawyer, a regulator, or profoundly bored. In any case, drop me a line.